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THE DRUNK LIST
Soon To Be The World's Largest List Of Synonyms For The Word Drunk

Current Count Is 709

A Syd And Cheetah Concept

addled
ad-hoc'd
african-queened
aigretted
albacored
albatrossed
alcoraped
alcosanitoried
all-hooched-out ~
almost-grabbed-a-starred *
ambushed
amped
annihilated ~
anti-antabused
antiaxiomed
arthur'd
assed out
asskicked-by-Wiley
ass-kissing-crocked
ass-wiped *
atemporaled
ate-up-by-liquiflies
a-victim-of-liquid-tangency
away-from-home


backlisted
backwards *
baked
balancing-the-bullfish
ball-busted
bamboozled
barfed-over
barlefied
barleycorned
barn-stormed
bar-sloppin' *
bashed
basted #
beached-like-a-whale
beaned
beat
become-a-wheelbarrel-of-hippo-shit
bedeviled
befuddled
bellied-up-to-the-bottle
belted
bendered
besotted
beyond-the-horizon
bibbered
bibulous
black and tanned
black-eye-pea'd *
black-labeled *
blacklisted
bladed
blank-brained
blanked
blinded
blind-led
blinkoed
block-layed *
blood-poisoned *
blottoed
blown
blown-hot-n-cold
blubberbrained
blurbed
bocked
body-bagged
boiled
bollocksed +
bombed
bomb-shelter-bound
bonhamed
bonked-by-Bailey's *
boobed
booked-a-room-at-the-Liqour-Inn
book-marked
bootlegged
boozed
boozed-up
bottle-bottom-buried
bottle-bottomed *
bottled-up-the-poop-shoot
bottle-flossed
bottle-necked
bottle-rocketed
bottomed-out
bought
bouldered
brain-fucked *
branniganed
brew blown ^
brewskified
bricked
brisketized
broiled
bucketed
bud-blasted *
Bukowskied
bulleted
buried
burnt
butted
buttered-up
butt-fucked-in-the-brain
butthair-split
buzzcatted
buzzed
bye-byed


camel toed ^
canned
capped
captainless
carpet-bombed
carpet-burned *
carpet-nosed
carp-handed
carrier-pidgeoned
cashed
cashed-in
cashed-out
caviared
cemented *
cervesa-faced
chain-sawed-up-the-ass *
char-grilled
CharlieMcCarthy'd
chased-by-hiccupping-rabbits *
cheesed
Chevy Chased
chewin'-on-the-rug
chuggered
circle-sawed
clammed
clear-coated
cloaked
clobbered
clocked-out
clubbed
cock-eyed
cocooned
COD'd
coggled
comatose
commode-headed
composted
corpse-revived
counter-topped *
cranialized
crap-pantsed
crapped-out
crapulent
crashed
crashed
crocked
crop-dusted
crucified
cryogenisized


Davio & Robio'ed
d'crosby'd
dead-cat-mouthed *
dead-eye-dicked
deanmartinied *
debriefed
de-buddha'd
debunked
de-chakra'd
de-equalized
deglosserized
degutted
de-minded
denied-mental-entry
denoodlized
de-pressurized
depubed
de-railed *
de-sensed
designated driver'd
destroyed
detesticled
de-wagoned
de-wigged
de-wormed
dicked-in-the-dirt
dionysianed
discombobulated
dismanipulated
disoriented
dissipated
dissober
DOA'd
dominoed
dominoed
donkey-dunged
double-distilled
douched
drank-out
drano'd
drenched
drooling-stupid
drop-kicked *
dropped
dropped-in-the-boozemaze
drunkasaurus
druzed
dry-cleaned
dry-rotted
d.t.'d
dual-carburetored
dumpstered
dunked-in-the-deep-river
dusted


ebriositized
elephantitised
elf-eared
emblazoned
emulsified
enoch-ardened
epicureanized
erased
executed-Old-Style *
extinguished
extradited
extricated


faced
facsimilied
falling-up-stairs
fantodded
fart-faced
faxed-to-Mexico
feathered
fecalfaced
feeled-up *
feralized
fertilized
filed-unaccordingly
fileted
fired-up
fish-tank-rocked
five-kinds-of-fucked-up *
flabbergasted
flag-poled
flambayed
flame-broiled
flattened
flip-canoed
flooded
flood-lighted
fly-swatted *
fogged
fog-lit
forget-yer-own-namitized
forked
format-drive-C'd
fractured
frenzy-fucked
fried
frogfaced
frontal-laboozomy
FUBAR *
fucked
fucked-as-a-duck
fucked-blind
fucked-in-the-head
fucked-plucked-n-chucked
fucked-silly
fucked-up
fucking-in-the-mud
fucking-off
fuckingsucked
fuck-tongued
FU'd
fueled
fu-manchu'd


gambang-kayu'd
garbage-pailed
garden-planted *
gassed
gelled ~
georgekonteled
gestalted
giddy
gin-blossomed
girlymanned
given-up-for-adoption
glassy-eyed
globularized
gonged
goobered
gooberized
goofed
googlefucked
grabbed-by-a-gang-of-apes
grape-splattered *
grogged
groove-toothed
gutterballed


hackin'-up-hairballs
hairless
half-shafted
haloed
hammered ~
happy-houred
hara-kiried
hating-lifed
hauled-away
hay-riden
hazed
headless
headless-horsemaned
heimliched
hellified
Hemingway'd
hidalgo'd
hip-with-the-surfgod
hit-by-a-beer-truck
hogs-headed
hoisted
hokumed
home-crawlin'
hooched
hoochie-momma'd
hopped
horizontal
horkenheimered
horse-shoed
how'd-I-get-homed *
hung-by-balls-from-barstool
hung-tongued
hung-up-with-the-wash
hydrofied
hyperbolized


ignited
imploded
incognitive
indulge-in-group-therapy
inebriated
infantized
infringed
in-need-of-a-bib
in-one's-cups
intoxicated
Irishized


jacked
jack-jizzed *
jagered
Jagerwasted
jake-legged
jane-doe'd
jangled
jelloed
John Belushied ^
john-doe'd
join-the-Kahlua-caravan
joker juiced
juiced
jungle-lost *
juxtaposed


katzenjammered
KDDO'd
kegged *
keith-Mooned
Keith-Whitley'd
kentucky fried
kerouac'd
kidney-stoned
kiln-fired
K.O.'d
kumquatted


lacko-memento-mori
laminated
lamp-shaded
lathered
launched
lava-lamped
lazy-eyed
left-for-dead
lid-flipped
limp-dicked
liqour-cuntried
liqour-dicked
liqoured-up
liquidated
liquidily circumlocated
liquid-manifested
liquid-plumbered
liquified
liquimainlined
lit
lit-nosed
lit-up
liverless
loaded
local-news'd
locked-n-cocked
looped
lost-in-the-cracks
lost-in-the-levy
lounge-lizarded *
Lowenbraud
lushed


make-a-batch-of-skull-soup
make-up-smeared *
marble-eyed *
marionetted
masacreed
mashed ~
match-boxed
meloned
messed
messed-up
micro-waved *
milked
mind-fucked *
monkey-fuckin'-basketball-midnight
mons-veneris-faced
moon-bound
mooning-the-mayored
mrsbutterworthed
mushroomed *


napalmed
non-sufficiently-funded
nose-pickin'-plastered
nuked
numb-lipped
nutter-buttered

O.O.C'ed (Out of Commission)
obliterated
obtusitized
oenophiled
off-to-the-hills
oiled
one-eyed-jacked
one-foot-on-the-floored
oompa-loompa'ed
out-in-the-yard
over-anti-freezed *
over-apertif'd
overglazed
over-the-rainbow


pabst-Pummelled *
pabst smeared
painted-red-white-n-blue *
painted-yellow
pantsed
party fouled ^
passed-over
pelted-with-rocks-n-garbage *
perculated
permagrined
phased
phi slamma hammered
pickled
picture-framed
pie-eyed
pile-driven
pissed
pissed-into-the-breeze
pissed-on-by-penguins
pissed-to-the-gills
piss-pantsed
pixilated
planet claired ^
plaster-casted *
plastered
plowed
polluted
poopied
poopooed
potatoed
potted
poured-into-the-crapper
poured-out
priest-wined
processed-with-fermentation
projectiled
pruned
psychosucked
puke-breathed
pulverized
punch-drunk
put-on-squirrel-filled-underoos


quaffed


radished
rail-roaded *
ramjammed
rathskellered
read-only-memoried
ready-to-bake-bread
recorded-over
redecorate-the-doghouse
refried
reserviour dogged ^
retrograded
reverse-alphabetized
revulsionized
rhino-rumped *
richtered
ridin'-the-rails-to-hell
ripped
roach-licked *
road-killed
rock lobstered ^
rode-hard-n-put-up-wet
rolloed
rotorized
roto-rooted *
rudolphed
rum dumbed ^
runnin'-on-fumes *


sabotaged
salt-petered
sampled the necter of the gods
satanized
saturated
saucitized
sausaged
sauteed
scattered
schlocked
schnaaped
schnockered
scorched
screwed-by-Seagrams
scribbled-on-by-chimps
sedated
seeing-double
seeing-socks-on-goats
self-medicated
sent-yonder
served-on-a-brown-glass-platter
shagged-by-scotch
shaken-n-stirred
shanghaied
shantified
shellacked
shell-shocked
shikered
shillelaghed
shipped-second-class
shipped-to-the-Canary-Islands
shipwrecked *
shish-ka-bobbed
shit-eyed
shitfaced
shitted
shitted-out
shocked-and-awed
shot
shoved-in-the-snifter
shut-down
skewered
skid-roaded
skinny-dipped-in-buttershots
skull-fucked
skunked
slap-assed
slap-happy
slit-eyed
sloshed
sluggoed
slung
slurinated
smashed
smeared-sideways
smoked
snockered
snot-nosed
snuffed
soaked
soilent-greened
sold-the-buick
soused
sozzled
spaced
speechless
spifflicated $
spiked
spiked-by-the-vampire
spin-cycled
spin-topped
spit-straight-up
spoofed
sportin'-shotglass-shades *
squiffed
squirrel-faced
statued
Steve-Clarked
stewed
stiffed
stiffed-by-sunrise
stinking
stinko
stoked
stone-cold-unsober
stoned
stripped-of-logic
stuck-in-a-shotglass
stuck-in-the-bag-with-the-cat
sunk
surveyed-by-Starla
swacked
swayed-by-the-agent-provocateur
swilled
switched-off
swizzle-sticked


table-topped
tanked
tasseled
taxied-to-the-drunk-tank
teleported-to-neolithic-times
ten-foot-tall-n-bulletproof *
thawed
three-sheets-to-the-wind
throttled
thwarted
tiddly
tiddly-winked
tin-can-alleyed
tipsy
tire-detreaded *
toasted
toilet-flushed *
toilet-trained-on-the-knees
toodalooed
toppered
tossed
tosspotted
totaled
totally-fucked
train-wrecked *
transfused *
tree-top-surfing *
tricked-by-turkeys
tripped-out *
tripped-up *
trollied +
trunked
turbo-charged
turd-brained
twelve-steps-backed
twinkied


uberfucked
ugged
uncorked
under-the-table
un-earthed
unidentified
uplanded
upsidedown
upstaged-by-Jack


vaporized
vegas-strip-screwed *
vegetized
vegged-out ~
vertically-inclined
vertigo'd
villified
vodka-viced *


waffle-headed
wankered +
warbled
washed-up
wassailed
wasted
water-logged *
water-tortured
wave-formed
wayfared-in-wet-shoes
waylayed
weaseled
weebolled
wellied +
went-ugly-early
wet-willied
whacked
wheel-rolled *
whisked-downstream
whiskey-dicked
white-washed
whored
who-the-fuck-am-I'd
Wile E. Coyoted
windsor-wiped *
winoed
wiped-out
wiped-out *
wolverined
woozified
worked
wrapped-in-a-garbage-bag *
wrecked
wrinkle-nosed
Wybrewed ^


x-eyed


yeah'd
yellow-snowed *


zapped
zeroed-out
zip-gone
zipped
zoinked
zoinkered
zonked


The Drunklist Contributors:
- Beetle
- Geo
+ - Glenn
* - Jay (Cheetah)
- Keef Moon The Loon
^ - Kelly M
~ - Marbleman
# - Nutters
x - Ran Damned
$ - Scotto